Poetry Challenge #205-Well, Since You Asked . . .
Before online ads, Insta-influencers & mail slot clogging catalogues there were Montgomery Ward, Sears, and the diamond of them all, Neiman Marcus. Long before this pandemic folks ordered everything from catalogues—and I’m not just talking undies—I mean ev-re-thing from houses to boats, gold-plated toilets and jets. Sears Home Kits were huge sellers! From 1908-1940 Sears sold about 70,000 kit homes in 48 states. They came assembly ready in 447 different design, everything included—lumber, windows, nails & plans. Unless you’re in Hawaii or Alaska, some no doubt line the streets where you live.
Best or worst “Monkey Ward”, as we called it, was first. “The very first Montgomery Ward Catalog [launched on this day, August 18th, 1872], consisted of an 8 by 12-inch single sheet of paper. On it, Ward included the merchandise for sale, price list, and ordering instructions. Before long, the Montgomery Wards single-page list of products grew into a 540 page illustrated book selling over 20,000 items.”
Poetry Challenge #205
Well, Since You Asked . . .
In honor of National Mail-Order Catalogue Day, let’s do as they/we did back in the day, and kids (of all ages) then and now can spend hours doing. Pull out a mail order catalogue, alas, as Montgomery Ward went out of business in 2001 so it can’t be that one, but any other catalogue, whether it sells plants, furnishings, tools, beauty products, or in a pinch a grocery store flyer will do.
Imagine you’ve just entered a contest and the GRAND PRIZE is a shopping spree in the catalogue of your choice. The sky’s the limit as to which or how many items you can choose. There’s only one way to win. Yep, here’s where the poetry comes in:
Write a poem about which items you chose and why you chose them. Maybe a list poem, an epistolary poem ie Dear Aaron Ward . . . or some other form. Warning: All items listed must be accompanied by at least one modifier*. (Any item without a modifier will be disqualified.)
Set Your Timer for 7 Minutes
Start Writing!
Don’t Think About it, just do it!
*What’s a modifier? “A modifier is a word, phrase, or clause that describes something or makes its meaning more specific.”-thank you grammar-monster.com.
And, for your cruising-the-neighborhood pleasure: How To Identify a Sears Kit Home.
Cindy Faughnan and I began this 7-Minute Poetry Challenge more than 1900 days ago. Now we take turns creating prompts to share with you. Our hope is that creatives—children & adults—will use our prompts as springboards to word play time. If you join us in the Challenge, let us know by posting the title, a note, or if you want, the whole poem in the comments.
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