Norman Fishy Christmas Jokes-part 1
Tis the night before Christmas and in Norman’s fishbowl, Norman is chuckling—his cheeks are aglow . . .
WHY?
Because we, me, he have been compiling fishy Christmas jokes to as our gift to you. (And have no fear, there’s a prompt at the rear.)
Below are 5 of Norman’s Finniest Christmas Jokes. Can you guess the answers?
Some of them are real sinkers so get ready. . .
Q: What is Whale Santa’s official greeting?
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A: Blow-Blow-Blow
Q: Who brings good-little goldfish Christmas presents?
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A: Sandy Claws
Q: What do goldfish sing over the holidays?
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A: Christmas Corals
Q: What do goldfish use to tie Christmas bows?
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A: Ribbon Eels
Q: What is Norman’s favorite Christmas Song?
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A: We Fish You a Merry Christmas!
And now that 7-Minute Challenge (notice I didn’t say poetry…)
Happy Fishmas Ho-Ho-Ho!
Who doesn’t want a reason to give out with a big belly roll of a ho-ho-ho ? So for today’s challenge, because tis the season:
Write a finny joke. It can be a holiday joke, like the ones above, or not. But try to write a fish joke—sure it might stink but…Here’s the surprise:
The best fish joke posted here (in the comments) or on KellyBennettBooks wins a book of your choice.
1. Engage Your Silly Bone
2.Set the Time For 7-minutes
3. Have a fintastic time!
Happy Christmas Eve! (Tune in tomorrow for more Fishmas jokes!)
Do you have a question for Norman the Goldfish- about friends, school, pets, family, life in and outside the fishbowl? Send him a letter!
Don’t forget to order your copy of NOT NORMAN: A GOLDFISH STORY and NORMAN: ONE AMAZING GOLDFISH!!
Norman Fishy Christmas Jokes!
Happy Holidays! We have presents for you!
Below are 5 of Norman’s Finniest Christmas Jokes. Can you guess the answers?
Some of them are real sinkers so get ready. . .
Q: What is Whale Santa’s official greeting?
Scroll down for the answer . . .
Glug
Glug
Glug . . .
A: Blow-Blow-Blow
Q: Who brings good-little goldfish Christmas presents?
Scroll down for the answer . . .
Glug
Glug
Glug . . .
A: Sandy Claws
Q: What do goldfish sing over the holidays?
Scroll down for the answer . . .
Glug
Glug
Glug . . .
A: Christmas Corals
Q: What do goldfish use to tie Christmas bows?
Scroll down for the answer . . .
Glug
Glug
Glug . . .
A: Ribbon Eels
Q: What is Norman’s favorite Christmas Song?
Scroll down for the answer . . .
Glug
Glug
Glug . . .
A: We Fish You a Merry Christmas!
Happy Fishmas and Merry New Year from the Fishbowl!
Do you have a question for Norman the Goldfish- about friends, school, pets, family, life in and outside the fishbowl? Send him a letter!
Don’t forget to order your copy of NOT NORMAN: A GOLDFISH STORY and NORMAN: ONE AMAZING GOLDFISH!!
Fin Pal Ask Norman "What Do You Think of Seaweed?
So many questions! And a fintastic drawing too! If you’ve read the Norman books: Not Norman & Norman One Amazing Goldfish then you know Norman T. Goldfish as well as anyone? What do you think Norman has to glug about seaweed? Or fruit?
Ready to read Norman’s answer? Scroll down . . .
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But first a finny:
Q: How do goldfish stay warm in the winter?
Q: How do goldfish stay warm in winter?
A: They wear pufferfish coats!
Do you have a question for Norman the Goldfish- about friends, school, pets, family, life in and outside the fishbowl? Send him a letter!
Don’t forget to order your copy of NOT NORMAN: A GOLDFISH STORY and NORMAN: ONE AMAZING GOLDFISH!!
Fin Pal asks Norman Fishy Christmas Jokes!
Happy Holidays! We have presents for you!
Below are 5 of Norman’s Finniest Christmas Jokes. Can you guess the answers?
Some of them are real sinkers so get ready. . .
Q: What is Whale Santa’s official greeting?
Scroll down for the answer . . .
Glug
Glug
Glug . . .
A: Blow-Blow-Blow
Q: Who brings good-little goldfish Christmas presents?
Scroll down for the answer . . .
Glug
Glug
Glug . . .
A: Sandy Claws
Q: What do goldfish sing over the holidays?
Scroll down for the answer . . .
Glug
Glug
Glug . . .
A: Christmas Corals
Q: What do goldfish use to tie Christmas bows?
Scroll down for the answer . . .
Glug
Glug
Glug . . .
A: Ribbon Eels
Q: What is Norman’s favorite Christmas Song?
Scroll down for the answer . . .