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Norman Fishy Christmas Jokes!

Happy Holidays! We have presents for you!

Below are 5 of Norman’s Finniest Christmas Jokes. Can you guess the answers?

Some of them are real sinkers so get ready. . .

Q: What is Whale Santa’s official greeting?

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A: Blow-Blow-Blow

Q: Who brings good-little goldfish Christmas presents?

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A: Sandy Claws

Q: What do goldfish sing over the holidays?

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A: Christmas Corals

Q: What do goldfish use to tie Christmas bows?

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A: Ribbon Eels

Q: What is Norman’s favorite Christmas Song?

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A: We Fish You a Merry Christmas!

Happy Fishmas and Merry New Year from the Fishbowl!

Do you have a question for Norman the Goldfish- about friends, school, pets, family, life in and outside the fishbowl? Send him a letter!


Don’t forget to order your copy of NOT NORMAN: A GOLDFISH STORY and NORMAN: ONE AMAZING GOLDFISH!!


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Fin Pal Ask Norman "What Do You Think of Seaweed?

So many questions! And a fintastic drawing too! If you’ve read the Norman books: Not Norman & Norman One Amazing Goldfish then you know Norman T. Goldfish as well as anyone? What do you think Norman has to glug about seaweed? Or fruit?

Ready to read Norman’s answer? Scroll down . . .

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But first a finny:

Q: How do goldfish stay warm in the winter?  

Q: How do goldfish stay warm in winter?

A: They wear pufferfish coats!

Do you have a question for Norman the Goldfish- about friends, school, pets, family, life in and outside the fishbowl? Send him a letter!


Don’t forget to order your copy of NOT NORMAN: A GOLDFISH STORY and NORMAN: ONE AMAZING GOLDFISH!!


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Fin Pal asks Norman Fishy Christmas Jokes!

Happy Holidays! We have presents for you!

Below are 5 of Norman’s Finniest Christmas Jokes. Can you guess the answers?

Some of them are real sinkers so get ready. . .

Q: What is Whale Santa’s official greeting?

Scroll down for the answer . . .

Glug

Glug

Glug . . .

A: Blow-Blow-Blow

Q: Who brings good-little goldfish Christmas presents?

Scroll down for the answer . . .

Glug

Glug

Glug . . .


A: Sandy Claws

Q: What do goldfish sing over the holidays?

Scroll down for the answer . . .

Glug

Glug

Glug . . .


A: Christmas Corals

Q: What do goldfish use to tie Christmas bows?

Scroll down for the answer . . .

Glug

Glug

Glug . . .

A: Ribbon Eels

Q: What is Norman’s favorite Christmas Song?

Scroll down for the answer . . .

Glug

Glug

Glug . . .

A: We Fish You a Merry Christmas!

Happy Fishmas and Merry New Year from the Fishbowl!

Do you have a question for Norman the Goldfish- about friends, school, pets, family, life in and outside the fishbowl? Send him a letter!


Don’t forget to order your copy of NOT NORMAN: A GOLDFISH STORY and NORMAN: ONE AMAZING GOLDFISH!!


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